I would like to share our latest achievement recently received;
As you may know, Aask Us Ltd has been chosen as the winner of the "Defining the World" award and we have been trying to get in touch with you over the last few days.
Well that’s lovely, I thought – not only was this a very welcome surprise as, No; I did not know we were chosen, and No; no-one had contacted me over the past few days, but wow! Aask us Ltd is “defining the world”.
The "Defining the World" award is based on the top firms within construction and engineering from across the globe, highlighting the most promising companies worldwide. Our research team have spent months studying firms that embody this award and have put Aask Us Ltd forward as the standout firm fromUnited Kingdom.
This gets better – we have been singled out “from across the globe” and the research sounds phenomenal. But what’s that… only a tiny point but there appears to be no gap between “fromUnited Kingdom” hmmm ok, nothing major but it caught my eye.
While all our winners are entitled to a winner's certificate and the full copyright of the award logo to use as you wish…
I’m impressed – what great publicity – I can see the banner now “aask us has defined the world”
…..we'd love to give you the chance to get a headstart on your promotional activities and showcase Aask Us Ltd to our readership of 111,000 global industry professionals. We can provide a wide range of coverage options - I've detailed three below, but if you have specific requirements don't hesitate to let me know and I'll talk to our production team to put together a bespoke solution for you.
Hold on….. I think I see a catch…
The Platinum Package: £2,595 (Only one avaliable, book ASAP to secure)
Did that say avaliable? Not available… from a company that has a research team spending months studying?
The Premier Package: £995
The Essential Package: £345
Cancel the champagne…. Put the bunting away…. Get off the phone to the local Mayor… I feel a bit like the helium balloon after the party – deflated…
*p&p charged on trophy orders
Oh great, thanks, well you know where you can stick your trophy!
Congratulations once again, and I look forward to hearing back from you.
Dan A – Executive
Well guess what Dan “A” – I appreciate the honour, aask us is a great company that may not define the world, but does define hard work, great customer service and above all else a sense of humour, so I really don’t think you will be hearing back, and hopefully no company will fall for your ridiculous scam!